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[sayonaradumbass]

"Kaneda-sama here...if you've got anything worthwhile for me, leave a message. If I owe you money, this ain't that Kaneda, it's the other awesome one.

Beeeeeeeeep!"

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[onethousen]

[ she's pouncing right down on top of him and using him as a springboard over the next row of seats HI KANEDA IS THIS WINNING??? ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[wheezing and gasping
no he does not see the sign of victory
just death]

[onethousen]

[ her murder record begins now... from where she pops up on the other side of the seats and leans back over. He's fine!!! She hopes ]

K-kun, the better seats are this way! ... You okay?

[ whoops now she's concerned ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[still kinda death but.......he bolts up and proceeds to tickle her]

You little--

[onethousen]

[ she shrieks as he catches her, tickled before she can start struggling to get away while laughing. surprise! she's ticklish? and saying NO NO NO while shoving at him and still laughing. as soon as she can make a break for it, she's bolting down the aisle and then scrambling over the seats to get further away.

meanwhile, the previews??? keep on going. THERE ARE EXPLOSIONS. but like a true cool dude she does not look at them, intent on escaping the tickle monster she calls a friend! ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[his attention is now on catching this little minx instead of all the explosions-- besides, cool guys don't look at them. He ducks around an aisle, fingers wiggling]

I'm gonna get you....

[onethousen]

Noooo!

[ it's a laughing protest that's couched in seriousness as she ducks down and braces herself, ready to run either direction. she fakes left, moves right, and races for a further back row. then she darts in, coming to a halt with a HAH sort of gesture.

the explosions continue to rain down. what a lovely set of previews! something about the expendables two... ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[thank god Kaneda's never seen the expendables one or two, he'd probably like such filth.

he slinks along as if he's some sort of jungle beast, fakes the loop-round and instead vaults over the seat for her--]

Yeeeeeessss!

[onethousen]

[ it would be explosions married to explosions that's pretty awesome???

she jumps backward with a yelp and ends up hitting the seats and sitting down unintentionally, leaving them right on collision course...! ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[no one has ever called him graceful or gentle or-- well, soft.

so there's nothing soft about the way they collide, bonehead on bone]

[onethousen]

[ PAINFUL YELP HERE and hands slamming down to take hold of him like STOP??? or more just on reflex ]

Ouch?!

[ only she says that, goes silent for a beat.......... and starts cracking up SURE IT HURTS but compared to other hurts this is fine ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[well he's going to use her as a bed either way
he sighs and groans]

Life.....is over....

[onethousen]

[ wheeze, and grin, and really okay wheezing as she manages to leave off on laughing, tears at the corner of her eyes from it all. it's a good feeling (MINUS THE PAINFUL PARTS) so she understandingly ruffles his hair. u r welcome, friend. ]

Not until after Die Hard.

[ she's decreed this. he has to live through this action movie before he can die. (hard.) ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[he makes a face at her and musses up her locks in retaliation]

Yeah, yeah, not until after Die Hard.

[onethousen]

[ she grimaces, grabbing for his hand to stop the TERRIBLE MUSSING but otherwise being distracted as the previews end. ]

Hey, I think it's starting! Sit up, sit up!

[ she pats his shoulder all excited because THIS IS NOT A HORROR FILM and action will be great ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[chuckling, he settles in and shushes her]

Alright, alright, alriiiiight. Chill, it ain't going anywhere.

[onethousen]

[ she shushes down and watches the movie with appropriate ACTION MOVIE ETHUSIASM ]

We should have brought popcorn...

[sayonaradumbass]

[she's right. damn. and now he will rummage in his jacket for some snacks
lint
a wrapper



a candy bar!]

Aha!

[onethousen]

...

[ she's fighting off asking how long that's BEEN THERE okay she's in a dying city she can

not have standards anymore it's okay ]

Fifty-fifty?

[ THERE.... OFFICIALLY WITHOUT CANDY STANDARDS NOW ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[he side eyes her

inches it towards his mouth, whole--

then laughs and cracks it in half]

Here.

[onethousen]

[ wow? he be trolling? she blinks, laughing a moment later herself while she (gently) elbows his arm, accepting the half he hands her with a grin. ]

Thanks.

[ is it time for explosions or at least action IT IS TIME... so the credits open ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[he doesn't even savor his half. he swallows the damn thing whole, practically

good good good good good explosions]

[onethousen]

[ meanwhile chihiro manages to make that half last like, the first half of the movie. it helps that she keeps being distracted by what's going on. there's no more powerful motivation than EXPLOSIONS?! and action sequences.

when it's rolling the end credits, however, she's stretching and making herself stand. ]

That was fun!

[ it was nothing like being here, tbh, and that's exactly what she wanted ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[honestly he's just proud she didn't fall asleep.

once the credits go on and the music crashes to an end, he beams at her]

Right?! See what I mean by great masculinity?

[onethousen]

[ it's what getting enough sleep does for a girl, she can stay up through a whole shoot 'em up action flick? joyous days!!! ]

Hm, I guess, but it kind of seems like you mean great at kind of being sneaky and mostly killing people? McClane-san did a lot of both, but it was pretty impressive! There were a lot of bad people he was working against.

[ also lots of people died SO THAT... SURE WAS AN ACTION FILM the better guys won out in the end ]