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[sayonaradumbass]

"Kaneda-sama here...if you've got anything worthwhile for me, leave a message. If I owe you money, this ain't that Kaneda, it's the other awesome one.

Beeeeeeeeep!"

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voice;

[bloodbiter]

Hello? This is Adelina. When you have a moment, would you be able to contact me? I would appreciate it very much.

voice;

[sayonaradumbass]

Well heeelllllooo Addie. What can I do for ya?

voice;

[bloodbiter]

When you were at the carnival, did you by chance take a mask from that woman who was telling fortunes?

voice;

[sayonaradumbass]

Uhhh...no, I didn't, no. She and I had a thing but no. I did get a different one, though.

voice;

[bloodbiter]

I see. Have you attempted to discard it?

text;

[bloodbiter]

Has anything important happened in the past several days?

[this is the worst "hi i'm back from disappearing" text]

text;

[sayonaradumbass]

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU

i mean no, not really
not after things got weird earlier this month

text;

[bloodbiter]

That's a very long story, and I would appreciate it if you would mind your language.

I see. Thank you, that's good to hear. Have you been well?

text;

[sayonaradumbass]

never ever
though is that a warrior princess wife order?

yeah ive been okay
are you alright?? where were you??? i think i'd know if someone could sneak off in this shithole

Re: text;

[bloodbiter]

Yes.

[whatever makes him stop cursing tbh]

I didn't sneak off. I was in a place.... It's very difficult to describe.

mail!

[good_ideas]

[When he goes out the door for the day, there's a cute little box with half a dozen pale purple-frosted cupcakes.

They're really very professional-looking since Shiho had gone to a bakery and borrowed their equipment just for this. The very first one on the left is, of course, frosted with a cream cheese and ghost pepper frosting with a ghost pepper stuffed into the cake too. All the others are normal.

In cute, loopy script, she writes:]

Let's play a game~ Can you find the one that's full of my love? ♥

[She was bored, ok.]

Re: mail!

[sayonaradumbass]

[this little shithead took the shittier princess shithead's challenge with glee-- Kaneda wasn't even cautious about it. Just started cramming and didn't stop until he got the 'love' cupcake. Which is about three in.

If she hears screaming? It's him.]

text;

[good_ideas]

[It would have been music to her ears, unfortunately hanging outside of people's apartments and waiting for them to scream is really more of Hyoubu's stalker-pervert thing than hers.

What she does do though, is send him a text at the end of the day.]

so did i make your masochist dreams come true or what

text;

[sayonaradumbass]

[ok but she probably was there huh

she'll get a rather quick reply:]

YOU FUCKING BITCH

text;

[good_ideas]

[She was there briefly! And she can probably pick up most of this using psychometry afterwards.]

what too

"hot"

for you

voice;

[bloodbiter]

Did you happen to activate your, ah, robot?

voice;

[sayonaradumbass]

I uh, might have put it up somewhere I'm lookin' at it too often...how about yours? Is it on?

voice;

[bloodbiter]

No, I didn't think it wise. When you say somewhere you're looking at it too often, what do you mean?

voice;

[sayonaradumbass]

Uhhh, my closet! I put it in my closet. I look in there from day to day, right?

[he put it in the shower, that's where he put it]

voice;

[bloodbiter]

...You know that you needn't lie, don't you?

text | post event

[onethousen]

[ It only took months but CHIHIRO LEARNED TO THINK ABOUT REACHING OUT TO OTHERS to see how they're doing after things are all not. Cool.

... It literally took her months to think to do this at all it's an achievement??? ]

Kaneda-kun? Are you okay?

[sayonaradumbass]

[he doesn't reply right away, either because he's One Of Those Fuckboys and this is an automatic response when it comes to a girl or he was sleeping or something]

what? whddya mean? yeah are you okay??

[onethousen]

[ as far as she knows this is 100000% normal anyway WHAT A GOOD GUY... RESPONDING ]

I'm okay now, I'm glad you're okay too. I, um. Stopped thinking everyone's going to kill me, so that's good?

[ child that is not how you APOLOGISE FOR BEING WEIRD last time ]

[sayonaradumbass]

thank fuck
that was gettin outta hand you coulda thought so hard you went gray
did you just wake up and it was gone or what

[onethousen]

That would have sucked. [ REAL STRONG LANGUAGE out of her ig ] I like having brown hair. It kind of was like that, though. Like waking up from a really bad dream you didn't know was a dream until you sat up and were awake again.