King Kaneda

"Kaneda-sama here...if you've got anything worthwhile for me, leave a message. If I owe you money, this ain't that Kaneda, it's the other awesome one.

Beeeeeeeeep!"

IC PERMISSIONS

Physical affection @ If you're a cute girl, have at it. If you're a dude and its a hug (and you ain't a drunk Tetsuo) please back of his dick he is going to get defensive. A kid will get an awkward reaction. A noogie or otherwise will get varying reactions of indignation.

Physical violence @ This can be anywhere in the ballpark from a return sense of violence or some whining.

Relationships @ If it happens, it happens. Gotta come naturally, though he's going to flirt if you've got a cute girl in your roster.

Psychic shit @ He sure is tired of this Shit, but seeing as he's a real and normal boy, Kaneda has nothing in the sense of protective barriers to his mind. Just pure stubbornness.

Magical transformation @ Run it by me first, lets see how miserable we can make him.

Offensive subjects and/or triggers @ Don't mention Tetsuo and you'll be fine. You've more to worry about in the form of Kaneda offending your kid.

OOC PERMISSIONS

Backtagging @ Yes into infinity and beyond probably to the point of 'shut up already, kaneda'.

Threadhopping @ Sure! As long as it isn't 1000 million at once

4th Walling @ To an extent: don't spoil the end of the story for him.

(519):

he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep

(309):

I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole